beisiks

Ffisteun is a phonetic language, which sounds like a muted machine-gun..

Basic rules:

There are no stresses on syllables or phrases.

Schwa endings of words do not exist.

Grammar is non-existent

A written language does exist - but is impossible to replicate on 21st century data input devices. The letter 'd' appears in the translations but only to indicate plurality as 'd' performs a similar function to the 's' in Aenglish.